This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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