if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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