That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
