That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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