question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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