So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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