that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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