I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
