I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
