I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm jealous of your bromance
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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