Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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