You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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