Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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