How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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