if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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