And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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