I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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