Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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