The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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