i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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