you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I will be naked everywhere
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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