he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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