yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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