Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
