shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
