Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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