I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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