i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I love you.
Bad choice
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