She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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