Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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