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I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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