She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
love makes seman taste better
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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