They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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