Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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