dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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