i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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