did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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