He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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