you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
