yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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