In the future we'll all be gay
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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