So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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