all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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