I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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