sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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