Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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