Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the day after is always just damage control
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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