She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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