My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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