so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
its liver damage thursday
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