i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
