So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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