I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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